Arguments over odd numbers of Tapas

[HarrysDad]

We’re having tapas for 2, and it’s great, I’ll write a review tomorrow but I’m after advice on how to resolve the resulting arguments.....

There’s 5 croquettas - how do you divide that between 2? Who gets the 5th?

15 albondigas - again, who gets the last one?

Short of ordering extra (now that’s an idea!!!!) or resorting to violence how do we share the food???

 

[mike_dublin]

Offer the lady the last...
She might let you have it then.. ;-)

 

[HarrysDad]

Offer the lady the last...
She might let you have it then.. ;-)

You don’t know her, she wouldn't turn down a spicy meatball........

 

[PPToni]

One of you have the 5th croquette the other have the 15th albondiga?

 

[Sparky]

Cut the last ones in half....simples .

 

[HarrysDad]

Cut the last ones in half....simples .

It’s not that simple really because whoever suggests that it should be cut in half is effectively saying “I know you want the last pimento de Padrón but so do I so I'm only going to offer you half hoping that you’ll say no...”

 

[pollensafan]

The question you should ask yourself is , do you love someone enough to give em your last spicy ball.? ooh Matron. and please, no making up your own jokes.

 

[El Gordo]

The question you should ask yourself is , do you love someone enough to give em your last spicy ball.? ooh Matron. and please, no making up your own jokes.

Remember they never solved the ancient problem posed for many years on TV:

"Do you love her enough to give her your last Rolo"

 

[pollensafan]

Remember they never solved the ancient problem posed for many years on TV:

"Do you love her enough to give her your last Rolo"

Ah, now that would depend on whether it was with or without Garlic.

 

[martinchip10]

I tend to use the "whoever is tallest" scenario to decide.