Baby, You Can Drive My Car !!!!!

[BonysLad]

Was on the blower to Jose last night discussing matters of great national importance .

How far should the EU bail Portugal out ? , when should we pull out of Libya? and last, but not least, the price of drinks in Bonys this season !!!

However he told me of a marvelous new service being offered this year to compliment the renovation of the Square.

Valet Car Parking.

Wow !!!

Apparently you just drive up at the side of La Piaza , lower your window and hold up a Bonys beer mat in your left arm ( Left hand drive, remember, folks !)

He will then rush over , take your car for a spin around town until he finds a parking space. He's fully comped insured through Bonys Investment Holdings (Insurance ) S.p.a. so no worries on that score, Guys !!!

At the end of your great night out you pop into Bonys for a night cap and ask him to call up your car.

Back it will come . He will adjust the front seats so that the lady's feet can reach the pedals and the passenger seat is properly inclined for the guys to have a nice kip on the way home to the casa.

The guy , obviously , deserves to succeed with service like this.

Enjoy yourselves

BonysLad

 

[snowy2007]

Does he do Vans also ??

 

[BonysLad]

No prob, Snowy

But you have to buy a " double "

BonysLad

You're up early , can't you sleep ?

You obviously need some of Bella's " black out" curtains !!!!

Don't you just lurve a woman who's not afraid in the dark, eh Mate !!!!!

 

[Lucien]

If he drove your car home for you and ordered you a taxi at the end of the night then I'd call that service.

 

[snowy2007]

No prob, Snowy

But you have to buy a " double "

BonysLad

You're up early , can't you sleep ?

You obviously need some of Bella's " black out" curtains !!!!

Don't you just lurve a woman who's not afraid in the dark, eh Mate !!!!!

I always buy "doubles"

Your not doing bad yourself get kicked out again for snoring.

Bella's not afraid of the dark but I would be of Bella.

 

[Belladonna]

BL. Yet another well timed post for today me thinks! Interesting concept though - although the early local milk cart may be better for some!
Am I losing my pink and fluffy image by any chance Snows?

 

[Sparky]

Ah!!! BL that explains something that i have been puzzled about. There has been a new sign outside La Piazza for a few weeks but it is covered up, i have been wondering what it was for.

 

[debz1]

BL. Yet another well timed post for today me thinks! Interesting concept though - although the early local milk cart may be better for some!

Early? You obviously stayed up all night concocting that one BL!

Bella it was the early morning dust cart and they only let us on if we sang American pie very loudly

 

[BonysLad]

Well done Pretty Polle,

Hands down win to you in the April Fools Stake , didn't even catch old Sws this year !!!!

Snowy,

Jose says if your van is over 18 cwt ( thinks your's maybe ?? ) you will need to buy a Yorkie Bar along with your double .Bella, sure ain't no pussycat but that won't stop us talking about her at the tops of our voices , like we did last year, come O'Lumes in a couple of weeks

Hey Ho Silver Debs,

Don't get too involved with the gee gees ! Would hate you to end up walking funny and talking like John Wayne ( " The Heck I do !!! " ).

Have fun everybody

BonysLad

 

[Belladonna]

very[/I] loudly

I know it was the dust cart - I just thought I would posh it up a bit for you!

 

[fil6699]

what makes this even funnier is Jose may read this and think WOW what a great idea ama gona try dat LMAO
Can see BL as Jose,s car Jockey to funny

 

[debz1]

I know it was the dust cart - I just thought I would posh it up a bit for you!

True class always shines through! I'd look posh in a bin bag Fluttter flutter of the eyelashes

 

[Sparky]

Of course it does Debz, but not those cheapo black ones ...it has to be the nice blue ones with the orange tie/handles .

 

[debz1]

Absolutely dahling!!