Wishing you all happy festive season and great 2011.
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me,
I've bought a fresh Turkey and a proper Christmas tree.
On the 2nd. day of Christmas much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into our Turkey, a most delicious bird.
On the 3rd. day of Christmas came the people from next door,
The Turkey tasted just as good as it had the day before.
On the 4th. day of Christmas with jokes and stories told,
The Christmas spirit lingered and we ate the Turkey cold.
On the 5th. day of Christmas, outside the snowflakes scurried,
But we were nice and warm inside and had the Turkey curried.
On the 6th. day of Christmas the Christmas spirit died,
The children fought and bickered, and we had the Turkey fried.
On the 7th. day of Christmas, my true love she did wince,
When we sat down at the table and was offered Turkey mince.
On the 8th. day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter,
He'd seen our Turkey pancakes and the glass of Alka Seltza.
On the 9th. day of Christmas by lunchtime Dad was blotto,
He knew that bird was back again, this time as risotto.
On the 10th. day of Christmas we were drinking homemade brew,
As if that wasn't bad enough, we were eating Turkey stew.
On the 11th. day of Christmas, the Christmas tree was moulting,
With chilli, soy and oyster sauce, the Turkey was revolting.
But on the 12th. day of Christmas we had smiles upon our lips,
The guests were gone, the Turkey too, and we were eating Fish and Chips !
Have a good one
Snows
