Bonys......I don't get it

[Tommo]

After 2 years away from PP we were happy to be back in Bonys. Unfortunately, we won’t be back again. Jose has lost the plot.

While sitting on the outside row, my wife and mother took a quick stroll to the cash point to get some money out. While being away from the table for a grand total of 4 minutes and with full glasses of alcohol still on show, Jose thought it would be a lovely idea to take away their chairs and give them to a couple waiting. His lovely response was..... that he had paying customers waiting and they weren’t around.

It got to the point that my mother and wife nearly became an important part of the Brazilian capoeira dance trio that came along 10 minutes later as they were still waiting to be seated again. I then heard a comment by the charming owner to a lovely couple who had been sitting there for a while to hurry and and spend money money money.. such charm!!

Just be careful not to take a long dump in the toilet or you’ll be sitting on the floor when you return.

Enjoy

I'm afraid if that had happened to me, I would have walked. There would be absolutely NO WAY I would have spent 10minutes standing up.
Jose is getting too fixated/greedy with his actions. A similar thing happened to some friends of ours, who have an apartment in the port and so are regular visitors who frequent Bonys. They don't go as often as the used to. If he keeps this up, he could possibly alienate his regulars.

 

[kate1]

We have also gone off Bonys. We don’t like the fact that you were squashed in between tables so much, and remarked how we thought the drinks must be diluted down ! Sorry Bony in case you’re reading this, but there’s no way the gin can be poured to that extent and not feel any effects whatsoever !
Plenty other places to enjoy drinks in p.p.

I certainly don't think that's true, one of Bony's Bloody Marys has me staggering!

 

[martinchip10]

Popped in last night for a couple of cocktails. Plenty of tables available.
Less than ten euros for a Long Island Ice Tea and Mojito. Strong and lovely.
Well done Bonys.

 

[Diver Val]

Bony’s

I note Sparky’s comments. I withdraw my post about Bony’s drinks.

 

[pollensafan]

I certainly don't think that's true, one of Bony's Bloody Marys has me staggering!

Ah, must have been you that fell in my lap a few years back as you left while eating a pie and muttering " Can I tempt you"